Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

Joke with letters

July 27, 2009

This joke is older than I am.  (Yikes!)

A Sweedish guy goes into an American coffee shop and this conversation takes place:

Olie:  F U N E X?

Waiter:  S V F X

Olie:  F U N E M?

Waiter S V F M.

Olie:  OK M N X.

Triple Perfect Pun in English

March 3, 2009

A ranch in Texas needed a name and so the owners, three brothers, asked their mom for suggestions.  She told them to name the place:  Focus.  They asked her to explain her suggestion.  She said it was because focus was where her sons raise meat and also because when you focus with a magnifying glass, it is where the sun’s rays meet.

The story is regarded as having the only triple perfect pun in the English language.

Floating VW

January 31, 2009

Do you recall the ad with the floating VW?  Was it the National Lampoon that parodied the ad with their own version?

Helen Keller Jokes

January 30, 2009

After hearing, while in Australia, a Helen Keller joke, I asked my punk rock consultant if she and her pals knew about them.  She didn’t and had to be informed about them.

My consultant thought they were “sick.”

The last time, before hearing the one in Australia, that I had heard one must have been over thirty years ago.

A photo for Radio Rick

December 24, 2008
Fiat 500 in Freo

Fiat 500 in Freo

One of the new versions of the Fiat 500 was spotted in Fremantle W. A. on Chrismtas Eve.