Rugby or Honest Elections?

Two years ago while visiting Australia, one of the bits of cultural differences we noticed was that sports on TV was ubiquitous.  Enthusiasm about cricket matches and rugby games was rampant.  Monday night football games from the USA played well being seen live during the day on Tuesdays in Sydney.  Fox Sports seemed to have a cash-cow with their corner on the sports fans market in Australia. 

This columnist preferred to take the Ronald Reagan philosophy for giant sequoia trees when it came time to assess chances to spend portions of the excursion glued to the boob tube watching rugby or cricket:  “If you’ve seen one match/game, you’ve seen them all.”

Lately we have noticed a new trend on the media horizon:  The conservatives aren’t satisfied with the preponderance of their presence in the media world, they want to banish all vestiges of liberalism in contemporary American culture.  They seem to regard a grain of truth with the same amount of tolerance as if seeing it appear anywhere, at any time, would be comparable to a doctor finding a case of the bubonic plague.  Has any writer ever used a plague as a metaphor for the truth? 

The Mike Malloy radio show is often preempted in the San Francisco area by basketball and on Presidents’ Day we heard Stephanie Miller note that in a Florida market, the station that carries her has gone all sports and she’s MIA. 

On the Malloy program for Monday, February 21, 2011, he mentioned that his hours were being curtailed in the Madison Wisconsin area on the radio station there.  He also had a caller who referred back to a call from “Blue” on Friday night, but we hadn’t heard that because Malloy had been preempted by Cal’s Women’s Basketball. 

Could it be that the Republican philosophy will not be satisfied with a strong numerical superiority over liberal talk radio?  Could the Republicans want to shut down progressive radio completely and are they willing to spend the money to get their way?

Back in the day, this columnist had a continuing debate going with a maiden aunt who stoutly maintained that the wrestling matches on TV were rigged.  We did our best to refute her wild and irresponsible assertions and prove that she was subscribing to a conspiracy theory that was reprehensible because it attacked the veracity of a pillar of American culture. 

We assume that if she were alive today, she would be reading some of the well known Internets sites for conspiracy theory lunatics and joining with them in the unpatriotic questioning of the elections which delivered a Republican landslide last fall and are presenting the Republicans with a voter mandate to eradicate collective bargaining for state employees in Wisconsin.

According to Ozzie Osborne, the “Wobblers” disorder manifests itself when small problems take on the aspect of the End of Time.  (We heard about that bit of medical news on the aforementioned Stephanie Miller Show on Monday morning.)  If you listen to any liberal talk radio this week, they are making it sound like events in Wisconsin are a union worker’s version of the End of Time events.  Is it time for the liberal talk show hosts to call Dr. Ozzie and find what he recommends as a cure for the “Wobblers”?

We only heard our maiden aunt utter the word ********** (10 letter word meaning oral sex [Uncle Rushbo prefers to use the term “a Lewinski.”) once when the topic was Nixon’s “expletive deleted” mystery.  We think we can guess what her assessment of George W. Bush would have been.

In the movie “Jaws” a brief reference was made to a horrible ordeal involving sharks suffered by some American sailors during World War II.  The cruiser Indianapolis was on a top secret mission (delivering an atomic bomb to an AAF base in the Pacific) when it was torpedoed by the Japanese.  It sunk rather quickly and the crew had no time to launch the life boats so they jumped into the ocean.  Since their mission was top secret their radio silence was not questioned.  The sharks attacked the guys one at a time and inflicted a high number of casualties.  Would that obscure facet of naval history provide an adequate analogy for what is happening to progressive media these days?  Some of the crew managed to survive. 

Would the fate of the Americans who fought at the Alamo be a better example of appropriate symbolism?  They were wiped out.  So was the cavalry unit which fought at the Battle of the Little Big Horn.

When will Mike and Stephanie see their heresy and recant so that they may receive absolution and attain the large monetary remuneration and throngs of adoring fans that await them if they (like the prodigal son?) begin to spout Murdock approved Republican talking points?

My aunt was a bit of a bigot.  She wouldn’t acknowledge that folks with dementia had just as much right to be President as any of the other candidates.  She refused to discuss the possibility of voting for St. Ronald Reagan for re-election.

Would my dear aunt maintain that Obama has done for the Republicans what a desperate boxer does when he agrees to “throw the fight.”  Did he squander his legacy by taking a long time to write a law that was bound to flunk the Supreme Court test?

Did the weekend Teabagger rally in Madison Wisconsin evoke references to the concept of solipsism? 

[Note:  Uncle Rushbo (on his Monday program) declared that throat cancer is caused by “Lewinskis.”  That’s good news for fellows who may have experienced one before Clinton invented that bit of perversion, eh, Rush?  Uncle Rushbo ridicules “scientific” opinions about global warming and the possibility that the polar bears are in peril, but he accepts and disseminates the Lewinski story because of the scientific supporting evidence.  Could that be an example of the Republican Philosophy that hypocrisy is one of the seven cardinal virtues, along with lying, cheating, stealing, etc.? ]

Bartlett’s attributes to Voltaire this quote:  “I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.”  Apparently that was amended to apply only to Republicans’ right to free speech.  Democrats need not apply.

The disk jockey will play the “Jaws” soundtrack album, “Please Mr. Custer,” and “Eve of Destruction.”  We have to go prepare to hear some Dons Basketball.  Note:  Berkeley’s Rugby team has escaped elimination via budget cuts (baseball didn’t) and so maybe we will soon have the chance to hear some of those games on Progressive Talk Radio in the SF Bay area?  Have a “T-t-t-that’s all f-f-f-folks!” type week.

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